The Poniente End: Benidorm Beyond the Telly, from Three Years at the Quiet Side of the Sand
There are two Benidorms. You've probably only been sold one of them.
The one off the telly is real. It's about four streets round Calle Gerona and the square, and it's a good night out. I'm in there some Saturdays. But the town people actually live in starts where the sand changes its name. Levante is the loud beach. Poniente is the long one going west, and once the prom goes white and wavy and the music drops off, there's a bench where three old fellas from the town play dominoes every afternoon as if the hotels never happened.
That's the end I rent at. This is the book about that end.
I'm Jason. I came out from Bolton three years ago after a redundancy, on a two week booking that quietly became a lease. My mum and dad had done the Rincón every October since 2003 and I'd spent twenty years taking the mick. Turns out they were right and I was a snob. My downstairs neighbour Pep is 74, his dad went to sea, and he's the reason I understand this town at all. A lot of what's in here is his.
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What Benidorm actually is, before it was Benidorm. Why the men of this town ran the tuna traps up and down the whole Spanish coast before a single hotel went up. The mayor who made the bikini legal on the beach in 1953 when the rest of Spain was scandalised, then rode a Vespa to Madrid to argue it out with Franco in person. Why every tower you can see from the sand exists because of that one ride. The old town on the rock, the white balcony over the sea, the church, and how to walk it in an hour without a guide talking at you.
The 2026 rules that cost people real money. The beach is shut from midnight to 7am now, sand and sea both, and the fine starts at 750 euros. The same again for a cigarette on the sand. Towels and chairs left out to bag a spot get lifted by the council. Glass, drink, soap in the showers, all of it written down plainly, with what actually happens if you get it wrong, because the fella in that August video dragging sunbeds down at four in the morning was doing it wrong twice over.
How to spend less and eat better. Tinto de verano, not sangria. Why the same drink costs more at a table than at the bar and how to be on the right side of it. The menu del día streets behind the church, eleven to thirteen euros with a glass of wine, and which ones I'd send my own mother to. Tapas alley done properly. The Sunday markets. What to buy in Villajoyosa and why.
Getting out of town without a coach. The tram to Alicante is back since December after sixteen months of replacement buses, double track now, and I've written the day trips round it. Altea for when you want to remember you're in Spain. Guadalest. The boat to the island. The Cross on top of Sierra Helada at first light, before the coaches wake up, with the whole town, the island and Altea bay laid out under you. Exact route, what time to set off, where to park. I went up on my own the first winter here on a morning I'd been feeling sorry for myself and came down sorted. That chapter is why the book exists.
The fiestas and the fancy dress. Dates for this November, which nights are for the town and which one is for us, where the fireworks go up and where to stand, and why you book now and not in October.
The honest winter chapter. If you're one of the winter lot, or your parents are, this is the one they'll thank you for. The ninety days in a hundred and eighty, how the counting really works now the airport scans your face on the way in, the padrón, what the Spanish pensioners' scheme does to hotel prices from October, and what a Poniente January is actually like. Mum and dad's mates used to do five months. They can't now, and half the Rincón is still working off a version of the rule that's wrong.
If you're thinking of moving. Rincón against the old town against Poniente against La Cala, honestly. Renting, deposits, what November feels like when the tourists leave and the town becomes ours. No sales pitch. It's the chapter I needed and couldn't find.
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Whether you've got one week booked, or you're the ones who do three months every winter, or you're reading this at 3am wondering whether you could, there's a Benidorm most people fly straight over.
Come and see the other end.