Rhodes By Heart eBook

Ah you found it. Donna says hello from the sofa bed 😂

If you've come from my post you know the story. Twenty years of package holidays here thinking I knew Rhodes, then life fell over, and I moved out on my own in my mid 40s while everyone back home gave me til Christmas. Three years later my sister's been out four times and Donna's currently pricing up apartments she can't afford.

This book is those three years, every note in my phone, organised properly so you get the island in one read instead of the long way round like I did.

Here's the truth about Rhodes. The island everyone calls "too crowded" is basically empty. The crowds are in six places between 11 and 4, following a schedule you can read in 30 seconds if you know where to look. This book is the where-to-look. The same Lindos that's the surface of the sun at noon is the most beautiful place I've ever stood at 7, and I'll tell you exactly which 7.

If you're coming on holiday, this pays for itself by day two. The cruise ship trick that decides your Old Town day for you. The moat walk 95% of visitors stride straight past, free, quiet, right there. The taverna rule that's never once failed me, and the little gift at the end of the meal that tells you you've picked right (and the laminated menus that tell you to keep walking). The beach law that gets you the same sand as the 20 euro beds for nothing. The wind rule that turns a ruined beach day into a flat calm one 20 minutes away. Which coast, which hour, which village, told like I'm sat across from you with a freddo.

If you're the 3am one, the one googling "can I actually just move to Greece", this is the book I needed and couldn't find. Where the island stays alive in winter and where it rolls up the pavement (getting this wrong is the number one mistake, I watched it break people). The paperwork in the right order, because I did bits of it twice so you don't have to. What it actually costs to live here versus what the fantasy costs. And siga siga, the thing this island teaches you whether you like it or not, which turned out to be worth more than everything else in the book put together.

And yes, the spot is in there. The one on the far side of the island that looked like nothing from the road, that made me laugh out loud on my own like a weirdo when the whole Aegean opened up. Exact directions. Exact time of day. Donna's seeing it Thursday. You'll see it when you're stood there, because I'm still not putting it anywhere public.

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One book. Costs less than two sunbeds at Anthony Quinn Bay. Saves you twenty years of doing Rhodes the way everyone else does it.

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See you at the top. Siga siga, love ❤️