{"product_id":"jersey-by-heart","title":"Jersey By Heart: Local Secrets, Tide Rules \u0026 Honest Stories from the Island That Isn't in the UK","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey tell you two things when you land in Jersey. That it isn't in the UK, and where the potatoes come from.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoth true. Neither is the thing that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe thing that matters is twelve metres of tide. This island changes size twice a day, and almost everything worth doing on it is decided by which way the water is going. Get that right and a week here is the best week of your year. Get it wrong and you spend it in a car park looking at where the beach used to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI came over from Reading in 2020, licensed for a job, with a suitcase and a two year plan. The job went in year two and the licence went with it. I stayed anyway. Six years later I'm still here, next door to a 79 year old from Grouville called Reg who has spent all six of them correcting me and has not run out of material.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is everything he taught me, and everything I got wrong before he got hold of me, written down properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWHO IT'S FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you were born here, it's your island seen by somebody who got every single thing wrong first, and it will start an argument about crab sandwiches.\u003cbr\u003eIf you left, it's the smell of vraic on a wet morning, the market on a Saturday, and the bit of home nobody writes down.\u003cbr\u003eIf you're coming over, it's the difference between a good week and a wasted one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/8218\/7134\/files\/jersey-inside.jpg?v=1789202055\" alt=\"What is inside Jersey By Heart, tide rules, bays, food, moving to Jersey\" width=\"900\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE TIDE, EXPLAINED SO IT MAKES SENSE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwelve metres, in plain English, with a one page cheat sheet you check before you check the forecast. When the causeway to Elizabeth Castle opens and when it shuts on you. Why Seymour Tower is guided only, always, and why the guides are not being dramatic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWHICH BAY FOR WHICH WIND\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery bay matched to the wind that makes it work. St Ouen's, St Brelade, Beauport, Plemont, Greve de Lecq, Bouley, Rozel, St Catherine's, Gorey, Green Island. So you stop driving twenty minutes to the wrong side of a nine by five mile island.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE FOOD, WITH THE RULES ATTACHED\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe crab sandwich verdict, with all the evidence and every argument it will start. Wonders, and why you fry as the tide goes out, and why there is no jam. Bean crock. Black butter. The Central Market. The honesty boxes on the hedges, and what to do with a Jersey Royal that isn't boiling it to death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/8218\/7134\/files\/jersey-spread.jpg?v=1789202054\" alt=\"A real page from Chapter Four of Jersey By Heart, the twelve metre tide rule\" width=\"900\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE ISLAND, TOLD PROPERLY\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Occupation the way island families tell it, not the way the leaflet does. Liberation Day. Green lanes and the Sunday drive. The Battle. Durrell, and why locals still call it the zoo. Crapauds, donkeys and the Muratti. Twelve words of Jerriais that will get you somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLow water fishing done properly, including the ormering season, 1 October to 30 April, the moon day rule, the 9cm size limit, and why you never dive for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIF YOU'RE THINKING OF MOVING HERE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe quals system explained honestly. Registered, Entitled for Work, Entitled, and what each one actually costs you in years and in rent. Getting here and getting home, including fog days. And the chapter about year three, which nobody writes down, and which I've written down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWINTER\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe best kept secret on this island, and the reason I stopped counting down the two years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAND REG'S PLACE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne spot. One tide. Exact directions and the window you need to get out there and back. He made me promise I'd never put it on Facebook. He never said anything about a book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/8218\/7134\/files\/jersey-contents.jpg?v=1789202054\" alt=\"Full contents list, all 25 chapters of Jersey By Heart\" width=\"900\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJersey By Heart. 25 chapters, 68 pages, plus the tide cheat sheet, the bay and wind table, a year in Jersey calendar and a glossary you can hand to a visitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA PDF, laid out to read on a phone, a tablet, a laptop or an e-reader. It downloads the moment you pay. Nothing arrives in the post.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWHAT IT ISN'T\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt isn't a directory of opening times. Opening times change and I'm not taking your money for something you can get off Google in ten seconds. This is the knowledge underneath that: which tide, which wind, which end of the bay, what to say, what not to say, and where to go when the town is full.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFREE UPDATES FOR LIFE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn island this small changes faster than a book can keep up with. When I update it, you get the new version. Free. However many times I do it, however long you have had it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy it once. It stays right.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align:center\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/rootsand-routes.com\/cart\/58016544817534:1\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#17365a;color:#f3e6ca;padding:16px 40px;border-radius:4px;text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold;letter-spacing:1px\"\u003eGET JERSEY BY HEART NOW\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/8218\/7134\/files\/jersey-updates.jpg?v=1789202054\" alt=\"Free updates for life with Jersey By Heart\" width=\"900\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're a Bean and you get to the end without learning one thing about your own island that you didn't know, email me and I'll refund you. I'm not worried.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTim Morris\u003cbr\u003eJersey, 2026\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align:center\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/rootsand-routes.com\/cart\/58016544817534:1\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#17365a;color:#f3e6ca;padding:16px 40px;border-radius:4px;text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold;letter-spacing:1px\"\u003eGET JERSEY BY HEART NOW\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Roots \u0026 Routes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58016544817534,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/8218\/7134\/files\/jersey-cover.jpg?v=1789202056","url":"https:\/\/rootsand-routes.com\/products\/jersey-by-heart","provider":"Roots \u0026 Routes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}