Eastbourne By Heart eBook
Alright, you found it. Gaz would be proud 😂
If you've come from my post you know the story already. Took the mick out of Eastbourne my whole life, got priced out of Brighton, moved here in 2023 fully braced for gods waiting room, and instead found the sunniest town in Britain quietly having the last laugh at all of us.
This book is two years of my phone notes turned into the guide I wish someone had handed me on day one.
Here's the honest bit. Everyone knows the pier and the bandstand. Nice. Lovely. Not why you're here. You're here because of the other Eastbourne. The Italian gardens cut into the cliff at Holywell that made my loudest mate go completely silent. The tide times that turn an ordinary morning into the best swim of your year. The 800 year old pub up the Old Town. The reason there's no arcades on the seafront and never will be. The Airbourne viewing spot where nine of us watched what half a million people were craning their necks at below, exact spot, where to park, what time to be up there.
If you're visiting, this turns "nice day out" into the version of Eastbourne most day trippers drive straight past. The walks the coach parties never touch. Where we actually eat, not the tripadvisor top ten. Which end of the beach at which time. The ice cream order worth queuing for (you know the one if you read the post).
If you're doing what Gaz is doing, sat at the kitchen table with a calculator wondering if you could actually live here, this is the bit that'll pay for itself a hundred times over. Which streets to look at and which to avoid, honest words on each area, the commute reality, what's changed since half of Brighton started quietly moving along the coast, and why the locals all say the same thing about prices not staying polite forever.
And yes, the thing from the end of the post is in here. The one I found on a walk I nearly didn't bother with. Full directions. I'm still not putting it anywhere public. Some things you have to stand in front of.
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One book. Costs less than two pints on the seafront. Saves you years of finding it all out the slow way.
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